What is Blammo?
A One Stop Shop
Blammo products are the true universal cleaning solution. One product to do it all!
It’s Concentrated
You can make up to the equivalent of 64 bottles of standard strength multi-cleaner!
Non-Toxic
Made from non-toxic ingredients, its contact safe and non-lethal! Finger licking good, but still don’t drink it!
Non-Flammable
Sorry mobsters, you’ll have to stick to gasoline, lighter fluid, kerosene, or brake fluid and pool cleaner!
What Can Blammo Be Used For?
Home & Commercial
Glass
(Windows, Plexiglass, Mirrors)
Heavy Duty Laundry
Furniture (Wood & Cloth)
Refrigerators & Microwaves
Ovens & Stoves
Toilets & Showers
Ink & Toner Stain Removal
Painted Surface Cleaning (Walls!)
…And More!
Floors & Grounds
Carpet Stains & Maintenance
Linoleum
Tiles
Brick
Porcelain
Cement
Clay
…And More!
Car, Boat & Industrial
Rust Removal
Upholstery Maintenance
Road Tar Removal
Metal Surface Restoration
Vinyl Stain Removal
Rim & Tire Cleaning
Water Stain Removal
Painted/Treated Surface Cleaning
…And More!
Why Use Blammo?
It’s Eco Friendly
One bottle of concentrate can prevent dozens of plastic bottles with harmful chemicals from being improperly disposed of. Fewer circulated bottles means up to 64x less shipping requirements, leading to lesser transit emissions. Not to mention the impact on plant and wild life!
It’s a Space-Saver
Think of all the more space you’ll have when your inferior Windecks, 402, Kloroks, Ayjax, Oksy Clean, & Mr. Mussle products (all names mentioned are purely fictional and coincidental) are out of the way, and you only have your attractive and effective bottle of Blammo smiling up at you when you open that under-sink cabinet!
It’ll Make You Better
Friends and family will want to visit you more. You’ll be known as the “clean” friend with a welcoming home. And since you’ll be active cleaning constantly with a massive smile on your face- you’ll naturally begin to lose weight and get into shape. You’ll be the king or queen of your social circle and get invited to all of the fanciest dinner parties your community has to offer.
Thank you, Blammo, you’re the best.
What Can’t Blammo Do?
With all of its multi-strength dilution capabilities, Blammo Plus has a wide range of surfaces and materials for which it can clean. Increasing or decreasing the concentration of Blammo in your dilution should provide the ideal product for your use.
ALWAYS DO A SPOT TEST BEFORE HEAVY USE!
However- unlike 99% of cleaning products out there, us here at Blammo care about our customers and their well-being. With that said, in order to save you the damages and constant self-questioning, we’ve compiled a list of things Blammo should not and/or cannot be used for.
Extending the 5 Second Rule
Tattoo Removal
Whitening Bread
Changing Tires
Cleaning Up Rap Lyrics
Pet Resurrections
Hair Bleaching
Cheating on Homework
Recycling Used Chopsticks
Brushing Your Teeth
Cleaning a Dirty Martini
…And Not Much More!
Where Can I Buy this Amazing Blammo Product?
Well, you’ve come to the right place.
We currently sell Blammo Plus in a variety of sizes- all of which are priced to knock all competitors out of the cleaning cabinet! Remember, you can use Blammo in infinite strengths for any type of cleaning purpose.
Cleaning your tile floor or table?
Use one cap-full per 32 ounces.
Don’t want the tile at all?
Use it straight (NOT RECOMMENDED!).
Current Sizes We Carry
2oz Sample Bottle
32oz Single Bottle
3x 32oz Bottle Pack
12x 32oz Bottle Case
More sizes and product lines coming soon!
TAKE ME TO THE BLAMMO!
Start saving money, the environment and our families from hunger today!